I think I'm the funniest motherfucker on earth.
What did one bee say to another on a hot day?
Swarm, eh?
Told ya I was funny.
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.
Also drink responsibly…
Now with added Phil
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Yes. Lets personally thank Marilyn Manson for telling kids to cut themselves, do drugs and for being a cocky bastard.
Cunt.
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